From time to time, when I am, ahem, not in my sober state of mind, I like creating interesting combinations of foods. These edibles are usually awesome on their own, but become exponentially more awesome once the correct concoctions have been made.
This is what I have found to be pretty damn tasty (intoxicated or sober) :
The Best Cereal Ever
The cereal isle is spotted with different types of corn based edibles such as cornpops, corn bran, corn flakes, and corn chex. However, caramel corn with milk?! First of all, caramel corn fucking rules. By making it a pseudo cereal is basically genius. I know, I am awesome.
Cucumbers are probably the coolest fruits ever (no pun intended). Cucumbers are not only versatile (pickled, tastes great in water, slice them up to de-uglify your puffy eyes) but eaten with hot chili oil? The “oh so hot, oh so cool” juggle is all over on your taste buds. Hotness from the oil plus the cooling effect of the cucumber makes a perfect balance as well as the perfect summer snack.
Jam is Not Just for Breakfast
What should be on the condiment table at any BBQ involving burgers? Jam. Just do it, trust me.
Fuck Godiva, Make These Truffles
This might be the biggest ” fat kid” thing I have done in an altered state of mind. One could either make it the civilized way (rolling equal amount of coco pebbles with peanut butter into balls) or you can do it the Tornado Ting way, dumping the coco pebbles into a jar of half full peanut butter, mixing and eating it by the spoonful. Socks being rocked off is guaranteed to happen.
This Kicks Trail Mix Ass
Step 1. Slice up banana. Step 2. Heat milk chocolate so it’s melted. Step 3. Mix potato chips, melted chocolate and banana into a delicious mess. Superb taste, but I’m not going to lie, it’s going to look gnarly. Light a blunt, sip some beer, and enjoy this treat.
Try some of these at let me know what you think. Sober, intoxicated, high, whatever- these experimental concoctions will taste great at any state of mind you are in.